Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the past few weeks:
The hurricane only hit black families' property. Therefore, one could speculate that it was a racist hurricane made by Republican conservatives.
New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane.
Mississippi and Alabama are reported to have a tree blown down... And that's it.
New Orleans has no white people or families in trouble.
When you are hungry after a hurricane, steal a big screen TV and a wardrobe because it will help you survive in a post disaster area.
***New for all rescue personel*** Being shot at is the new international sign for "Help Me!".
Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet.
New Orleans is the greatest, nicest, most crime free, most awesome city ever.